Ubuntu, we need to talk. I've loved you for a very long time, but today I'm not clear about my feelings. You've changed. I thought the "unity" UI was just a phase, that you'd grow out of it, but it seems it's here to stay.
I have a netbook, and you don't seem to handle that very well. I had a short affair with Moblin, which became Meego, which then died. That OS was a sexy young thing, with a UI designed for smaller screens.
So I'm sorry Ubuntu, but it's over. I need to move on and find someone more suited to me.